March 2012
February 2012
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Watchilocano8rice:
shercock:
casecous:
conradverner:
practicallypeterpan:
sekoshi:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
SCREAMING
I nearly died. Like, literally. I inhaled two sunflower seeds.
O___O
His voice does NOT match him at all either.
ahahah like Rick Astley.
This...
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
