s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via alyson-noele)

jtw1ll:

Ahahaaha. Wash yo ass everybody

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

jesusworeakanyepiece:

This twitter is pure fucking gold.

(via baussss)

What food safety? When in China, Do as the Chinese do

offbeatchina:

Operations at Shanghai Husi Food have been suspended by local health authorities on Sunday after reports that this US-owned factory has been reprocessing expired and discarded meat to extend its shelf life.

Husi was supplying meat to KFC, Pizza Hut, McDonald’s and many other US fast food…

(Source: offbeatchina.com, via pepsimangb)

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via vickibaybeee)

nakano:

toukubo:

ysvoice:

coupdefoudre:


ashiiixo: amypalooza:thedannyboi:shesaywhahnow:teap0ts:pastrytramp:
Somebody dying under the MRI. 

 MRIのもとで人が死ぬ瞬間 This is actually pretty cool because before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. すごい! 人が死ぬ前に、脳は大量のエンドルフィンを放出し、一定の情動を人に体験させる。 This is why when people die, they see things like “a light” and they feel so euphoric. ~psychology, yo それで、人は死ぬときに「光」のようなものを見たりとても幸福な気分になる。 

 ah, you can see his trachea convulsing too—when a person dies they let out all excess air in their lungs, the “death rattle.”

Whether like or dislike to see, this is the most amazing picture to realize what will be going on our brain at our — literally —  final moment.

すごいすごい。これは凄い。まじなのだろうか。これが実物かどうか(原文とかよんでないけど)はおいといてこの方法でいろいろわかんじゃんっていう方法だっていうだけでも十分すごい。やべー。やっべー。これもう次はセックス、入眠、起床、ひらめき時、とやってこう。あと天才的な人のひらめきと普通の人のひらめきも是非比較して欲しい。天才のひらめきは凡人のセックスより気持ちいい可能性あるかんね。死のあたりにフォーカスしてもこれは凄い。

これが本当なら、苦しみ抜いたあいつも死の瞬間は幸せだったのかなぁ、と思った。

lol

nakano:

toukubo:

ysvoice:

coupdefoudre:

ashiiixoamypalooza:thedannyboi:shesaywhahnow:teap0ts:pastrytramp:

Somebody dying under the MRI. 

MRIのもとで人が死ぬ瞬間 This is actually pretty cool because before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. すごい! 人が死ぬ前に、脳は大量のエンドルフィンを放出し、一定の情動を人に体験させる。 This is why when people die, they see things like “a light” and they feel so euphoric. ~psychology, yo それで、人は死ぬときに「光」のようなものを見たりとても幸福な気分になる。

 ah, you can see his trachea convulsing too—when a person dies they let out all excess air in their lungs, the “death rattle.”

Whether like or dislike to see, this is the most amazing picture to realize what will be going on our brain at our — literally —  final moment.

すごいすごい。これは凄い。まじなのだろうか。これが実物かどうか(原文とかよんでないけど)はおいといてこの方法でいろいろわかんじゃんっていう方法だっていうだけでも十分すごい。やべー。やっべー。これもう次はセックス、入眠、起床、ひらめき時、とやってこう。あと天才的な人のひらめきと普通の人のひらめきも是非比較して欲しい。天才のひらめきは凡人のセックスより気持ちいい可能性あるかんね。死のあたりにフォーカスしてもこれは凄い。

これが本当なら、苦しみ抜いたあいつも死の瞬間は幸せだったのかなぁ、と思った。

lol

(via classics)